how the fuck did this bitch get my number
block dat hoe!
i’m about to block simon too. i’m sick of his ass calling every hour on the hour over jobs that are beneath me.
OMG… Simon is the worst! He’s still callin’ about PopGlam 1hr photo shoots and I’ve been A-list for two weeks.
"Glad I got you on the line! There’s a local ad spread at—"
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
This gave me anxiety